tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9915444.post111927831306260737..comments2023-08-16T17:34:43.720+10:00Comments on Martieland: When the carpet matches the curtains.....Martiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05360224604010569445noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9915444.post-23623612826942186912012-04-22T11:29:12.608+10:002012-04-22T11:29:12.608+10:00My entire family is a real life Weasleys. Pale sk...My entire family is a real life Weasleys. Pale skin, freckles, blue or green eyes, varying shades of fire red hair. All of us are carpet/drape matching.<br /><br />It has come up in convo with other redhaired acquaintances, and I've found that girls with brown eyes the answer tends to be no. <br /><br />With me my eyebrows are so light I actually tint them so that I don't look freakish.<br /><br />BTW, if you ever asked me that in front of my bf, he would kick you to the curb. Redhead creepers can be the worst.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9915444.post-33573170259348884342010-03-21T23:02:28.575+11:002010-03-21T23:02:28.575+11:00Leyla - youv'e got me on my knees, LeylaLeyla - youv'e got me on my knees, LeylaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9915444.post-62693636033006403652007-06-23T04:50:00.000+10:002007-06-23T04:50:00.000+10:00I'm a redhead.. not a "ginger" though, as in I don...I'm a redhead.. not a "ginger" though, as in I don't have the pale skin and freckles. And yes, the carpets do indeed match the drapes. Although, my eyebrows are light brown, so whoever a few comments up said pubes match eyebrows is wrong. Any natural redhead will have red pubes.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9915444.post-1151141488715892832006-06-24T19:31:00.000+10:002006-06-24T19:31:00.000+10:00I've got more red hair than I can manage, sometime...I've got more red hair than I can manage, sometimes. Red hair on my head, on my face, on my legs, under my arms, and yes, in my pubic region as well.<BR/><BR/>Although it seems, on average, lighter colored copper-tops tend to have more blond-ish body hair, while darker reds, like myself, always have curtains to match the carpet. Can't have colours that clash, now can we?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9915444.post-1120566802060190372005-07-05T22:33:00.000+10:002005-07-05T22:33:00.000+10:00"Because whenever I see a flame-haired random walk..."Because whenever I see a flame-haired random walking by, that's my first question.<BR/><BR/>Does the carpet match the curtains?"<BR/><BR/>Not always.<BR/><BR/>I was banging into a jinner for about a year some time ago.<BR/><BR/>When I met her, she was blonde. It wasn't until I saw her wedding photograph .. and then laughed at her tousled tresses of tangerine candy-floss that I realized.<BR/><BR/>Besides that, she had a pretty well-kempt shaven haven with a cute little 'insert here' triangle of hair, which wasn't in the least ginger.<BR/><BR/>Does that help?Wayne Smallmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06529617511571532054noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9915444.post-1119568389534293492005-06-24T09:13:00.000+10:002005-06-24T09:13:00.000+10:00My Redhead is, urm, a redhead. But her secret stay...My Redhead is, urm, a redhead. But her secret stays with me.<BR/><BR/>I do, however, remember when I was in about grade 4 and my friend's dad was a trainer for Carlton (one of the blokes in white pants who run out water bottles). And he used to take us into the rooms after the game. Like, seriously just lift us over the fence and we'd walk down with Sticks and the boys. Before the press got in. Awesome. Even though I barracked for Melbourne.<BR/><BR/>What was my point...? Ah, yeah. Legendary bloodnut Adrian Gleeson was in the prime of his career. Red hair. Red pubes. We sniggered heaps.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9915444.post-1119502452147058852005-06-23T14:54:00.000+10:002005-06-23T14:54:00.000+10:00I'm naturally ginger, but all my body hair is whit...I'm naturally ginger, but all my body hair is white-blonde. Eyebrows, eyelashes, pubes, and everything else. So maybe you're right about thinking eyebrow colour matches pube colour. (And it looks like Julia Gillard is the same colouring as me.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9915444.post-1119488425585857002005-06-23T11:00:00.000+10:002005-06-23T11:00:00.000+10:00Gah! thanks for scarring, Martie! My mum, uncles a...Gah! thanks for scarring, Martie! My mum, uncles and brother are all various shades of redhead and I don't need any of this speculation.<BR/><BR/>Re: Julia Gillard, you know how someone with dark blonde hair often experiments by going really blonde? I've known naturally carroty redheads who go absurd shades of cherry just to push the boundaries of their 'natural' hair colour.Melhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08987383983530564029noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9915444.post-1119488180841697692005-06-23T10:56:00.000+10:002005-06-23T10:56:00.000+10:00I knew Julia from student politics in the mid 1980...I knew Julia from student politics in the mid 1980s and she was a redhead back then.<BR/><BR/>So I don't think she dyes.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9915444.post-1119484181176430362005-06-23T09:49:00.000+10:002005-06-23T09:49:00.000+10:00OK Martie, I've taken the bait after your most eru...OK Martie, I've taken the bait after your most erudite exposition of Russet foliage. My Answers to your quiz are as follows:<BR/>Genuine: A, C, E, F<BR/>Fake: B (the roots give it away), D (out of a bottle), G (ditto)<BR/>I have had 'relations' with female barbarossa types and found that among the 'full bloodnuts', collars and cuffs match. Among the 'half-caste' (strawberry blonde) bloodnuts, they tend not to. Redheads are all crazy anyway (but good in the sack). <BR/>Thanks for rolling back the barriers of pseudo-science<BR/><BR/>OtisLoose Shunterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07051892420367907816noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9915444.post-1119477540637700692005-06-23T07:59:00.000+10:002005-06-23T07:59:00.000+10:00As a card-carrying bloodnut, I have to admit it's ...As a card-carrying bloodnut, I have to admit it's true - matchiing accessories on top and down low.<BR/>OK chest hair is darker, and arm hair is like very light ginger, but the pubes are the same as the skull. Is that bizarre? I guess I'm used to it. Although I admit a naturally redhead girl can be a nice surprise ;) just for the unusualness of it.<BR/>Hope you can sleep better now :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9915444.post-1119448693956143252005-06-22T23:58:00.000+10:002005-06-22T23:58:00.000+10:00Caz - Would hate to know what you thought it meant...Caz - Would hate to know what you thought it meant before...<BR/><BR/>Anon - lucky for me I don't have any testes, but I will agree that she is a wannabe red-head.<BR/><BR/>Bully - like name??? And anyway, maybe I like being sick. Caz is my sick hero. I aspire to be like her.<BR/><BR/>Dirk & thewinchester - so you think so too, hey??<BR/><BR/>Desci - the darker auburn-y thing has always been my thought too, but what about those that are fully red - with the freckles and the pale skin, etc. Surely they would be ginger red???Martiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05360224604010569445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9915444.post-1119446458227317452005-06-22T23:20:00.000+10:002005-06-22T23:20:00.000+10:00Such a thought-provoking piece which will leave me...Such a thought-provoking piece which will leave me wondering about Julia Gillard for way too long.<BR/><BR/>Now to Schoolbully - I'd like to make an quite reasonable suggestion which you may or may not choose to take on board... get a life.<BR/><BR/>You sound like the kinda guy who's behind a letter writing campaign to Sen. Helen Coonan complaining about Big Bogan being too raunchy for TV. You know the kind of person - the 55yr old 1940's throwback who get's their jumpers from out the front of Don Burke's place on bulk rubbish day, or raids the Salvo's charity bin outside the local community centre for them.<BR/><BR/>Normal people are creative and have imaginations, and they also have a tendancy to use them.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9915444.post-1119431599078282632005-06-22T19:13:00.000+10:002005-06-22T19:13:00.000+10:00Hey Desci! here's a few more - just for your benef...Hey Desci! <BR/><BR/>here's a few more - just for your benefit. Enjoy :)<BR/><BR/>Why are boxing rings square?<BR/><BR/>Why, when lights are out, they are invisible, but when the stars are out, they are visible?<BR/><BR/>Why do we call them apartments when they are all together?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9915444.post-1119429174427204202005-06-22T18:32:00.000+10:002005-06-22T18:32:00.000+10:00I've heard eyebrow color matches pube color. I alw...I've heard eyebrow color matches pube color. <BR/><BR/>I always pictured bloodnuts as having a darker red for pubes. like, browny-auburn. <BR/><BR/>Oh, and that guy 'Schoolbully'? Needs to be spayed. What "original" witticisms! Fuckwit.Descihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01291564765612453046noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9915444.post-1119428174196855062005-06-22T18:16:00.000+10:002005-06-22T18:16:00.000+10:00Julia Gillard is hot.Very, very hot.Julia Gillard is hot.<BR/>Very, very hot.Dirkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14965407229797510753noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9915444.post-1119424076962846752005-06-22T17:07:00.000+10:002005-06-22T17:07:00.000+10:00Wow! You're sick! Even weirder than that Caz chick...Wow! You're sick! Even weirder than that Caz chick.<BR/><BR/>Normal people don't think these things. Normal people contemplate things like:<BR/><BR/>Why do we need a hot water heater? If it's hot it doesn't need to be heated.<BR/><BR/>or<BR/><BR/>Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?<BR/><BR/>or<BR/><BR/>Why do our noses run and our feet smell? Particularly during sex.<BR/><BR/>Try it... works for me....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9915444.post-1119423825162719172005-06-22T17:03:00.000+10:002005-06-22T17:03:00.000+10:00The russian mail-order bride is just a wannabe bus...The russian mail-order bride is just a wannabe bushfire - and a bit of advice, after a short meeting with her you'd better count your testicles.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9915444.post-1119419868650572012005-06-22T15:57:00.000+10:002005-06-22T15:57:00.000+10:00OK, I'm a bit slow. So this is the meaning of fant...OK, I'm a bit slow. So this is the meaning of fanta pants?<BR/><BR/>- Caz.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com