in between dead laptops, work and visits to the psychologist?
Will be back soon enough after I've bought a new laptop, done my work, and sorted my head out.
In the meantime, catch me at the pub across the road from work, in Geelong or in an office, painted a calming green...
Or why doggy-style is nightmare, by Martie.
* I don't think I will ever trust someone enough again to have sex without eye contact.
* 2 years with Fuckface Ex No 4, who had all the doggy logistical ability of a mintie wrapper, has cemented my self belief that I can't stick my arse in the air good enough either, logistically speaking.
* It's a bit porn, but I don't want porn anymore, I want vanilla.
* The aforementioned act of sticking one's arse in the air.
* I don't feel very respected in that position.
* Yes, I realise that I have just cut my chances with guys by about 99%
Five reasons why I wish I still had a boyfriend:
1. Need help fixing my tv aerial & the cord that plugs in.
2. Would make me shave my legs (they are so ick).
3. Wouldn't feel bad about having take away and watching footy on a Saturday night, because it would be with someone, and not just myself.
4. There'd be someone to wake up to in the morning.
5. Kissing.
Five reasons why I'm glad I still don't have a boyfriend:
1. Can learn stuff about aerials & shit by myself - or ask cute salesman
2. Can get away with not shaving because no one is touching my legs!
3. No fights about what to have for dinner and I can change channel half way through football to watch Keeping Up Appearences if I want to.
4. My bed is mine alone to do whatever I want in it.
5. Don't have to think about the nightmare that is doggy style.
