Sunday, June 17, 2007

Clarification

Or why doggy-style is nightmare, by Martie.

* I don't think I will ever trust someone enough again to have sex without eye contact.

* 2 years with Fuckface Ex No 4, who had all the doggy logistical ability of a mintie wrapper, has cemented my self belief that I can't stick my arse in the air good enough either, logistically speaking.

* It's a bit porn, but I don't want porn anymore, I want vanilla.

* The aforementioned act of sticking one's arse in the air.

* I don't feel very respected in that position.

* Yes, I realise that I have just cut my chances with guys by about 99%

5 comments:

Ramon Insertnamehere said...

Dunno, Martie.

I've never seen the attraction of rumaging around in somebody's rectum.

Anonymous said...

Depends on what you've lost.

Enny said...

I don't think you've cut your chances for a nice guy - we didn't try it till I suggested it...

Martie said...

Nup, no way, I'm with INH. It's just not cricket (anymore).

kiki said...

i think you're perceptions of guys who like doggy are a little OTT

i think it's less