It's a new year, bitches
2006 taught me:
* Microwave popcorn is the most addictive thing on the planet
* Boys suck
* Fake tan sucks
* Diet Coke is the second most addictive thing in the world
* I have no clues when it comes to my love life; all the clues when it comes to my career
* You must use pre-packed baby spinach quickly
* How to actually like sex
* How to re-ignite my passion for reading again
* I need to start going to bed earlier
And hence, my resolutions:
* Grow some balls, dump Jungle Boy
* Pay off my debts
* Lose weight (OMG DER)
* Buy a couch
* Cook a meal & serve at my house
* Sell my car (DO YOU WANT TO BUY IT???)
* Drink water every day, building up to 2 litres again
* Read about, and understand, all types of religions
Not asking for much, am I?
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Read about, and understand, all types of religions
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I recently discovered they print "... for dummies" guides to some religions. Seriously. Like Christianity for Dummies and Islam for Dummies... etc
Not that I'm suggesting you're a dummy or anything
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