It's gettin' hot in herre.........
Heh. I meant to post on Tuesday to assure you that I wasn't taken while I slept by Mr Bad, but I just couldn't be bothered plain forgot.
Anyway, it's a SWELTERING Thursday night here in Melbourne, so much so, that I'm wandering around in my undies; rubbing myself with ice cubes to cool down*, etc. It's also the end of the week, and with it goes my ability to construct whole paragraphs. So for your Friday (unless, like me, you can't sleep because of the heat), here are some more Shorties.
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My attempt appears to have paid off somewhat. Tonight, I tried on THE dress, and even though I'm going to look like a walking pair of tits, it's not at all the horror I thought it might be.
How ridiculous, that in four years (YES, that's correct. I am wearing a dress that is four years old to the races), I've obviously put on the most weight on my boobs. It should be the last place! At least I have the booty to match though.
Now, it's off to Priceline so that I may try on some red lipstick.
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11:10pm - it's getting nearer to Serial Killer time again.
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Uh-oh. I think I'm getting addicted to Idol. Sad but true. Actually, it's the second time that someone I actually know has been in the Semi-Finals/Final 12. I won't say any more, but I'm glad this person didn't get through because ZOMG he/she always thought she was soooo good when they were at high school. Suck it.
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Father's Day. Sunday. So, little bro & I made the inevitible trip to Bunnings tonight for purchase of all sorts of hardware/hose nozzles/fluoro stanley knives. Anyway, we stood at the employee board out the front, pissing ourselves laughing at their stupid photos (and job titles - PAINT SPECIALIST! When I grow up, etc), and then we happened upon a poor girl with the unfortunate name of 'Che'. (For those of you not in the know, it means 'what?' in Italian (vocab translation only), and quite possibly Spanish too (Puss?).
Anyway, we had more than a few jokes about her name, until we had to actually walk inside, and who should be 'door duty'? Che. Oh Fuck. And I'm tipping she heard every word we said. Awww, I almost kinda feel bad.
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Remind me to request that the Landlord to install air-con next week.
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11:24pm OMFG - It's nearly the witching hour AND serial killer time.
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I do not like boys with long hair. I have finally come to this conclusion. For the most part, it's greasy, it's messy, it's usually tied back with a hair tie, and I'LL BE FUCKED IF THEY SHOULD GET HAIR TIES, WHEN I CAN NEVER FIND ONE. Despite the fact I buy packets of the things. Anyway, despite the hair-tie envy, I still have NO attraction to long-haired guys, which is a shame, because they are probably pretty cool, underneath all that hair.
Long hair is probably the biggest physical feature that would put me off a guy. What's yours (on a girl even)? Are any of you long haired, and want to punch my face in for being hair-est?
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I never knew how much of a good invention belts were until recently. I thought they were just decorative, I didn't actually knew they ACTUALLY held your pants up. Snaps to them.
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It's too hot for serial killers tonight. Goodnight & a top weekend (sunbathing) to y'all!
* slight exxageration
4 comments:
It's a bit of an odd one in Spanish, Miss Martie. Mostly used in Latin American countries, and not really in Spain. It's mostly used as an exclamation, like "hey!", "wow!" etc. In other uses, it's roughtly translated as "man" or "mate" or similar like "that's a cool shirt, man." Also sometimes used to refer to someone from Argentina (as in the case of Ernesto "Che" Guevara), because they tend to use che the most. It would be the equivalent of calling someone from New Zealand "Bro."
Anyway, whatever it's meaning, it's a shit name, especially for a girl, and particularly when Che Guevara is so well known. It just seems masculine to me.
And I'm totally with you on the long hair thing. I refuse to date a guy with long hair. I think it's gross. My brother has long hair and I frequently want to cut it off while he's sleeping.
Long hair on guys - Ew. One of the biggest turn offs.
Also, booby Martie with ice cubes? HOTT. (I think Hambo just went through puberty again!)
Apology accepted and congrats for the dress fit!
aww now I think you are all being waay too harsh on the hair, it's not the hair, it's the man and the condition he keeps the hair in. Personally I am a huge fan of long hair on guys....but only when it is well kept and not some snaggly rat tail.
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