Come fuck with me now, Anonymous
Right. I've spent a great deal of time trawling through the archives of Dietgirl.org, as provided to me by the nice anonymous a couple of weeks ago. Or maybe it was the same anonymous, Jekyll & Hyde style? Who knows, they were ANONYMOUS.
Ahem.
So, for nothing if but my sanity, I'm now giving myself until the end of the year to lose 10 kilos.
"Again?"
Yes, again.
I am going bathers shopping on Saturday (FEEL THE EXCITEMENT, ONLY NINE DAYS UNTIL MY HOLIDAY), and am already loathing it. See, I haven't had new bathers since...1998, and when I tried those on the other night - OMG CAMEL TOE.
Hott in porn, not so hott on public beaches.
Also; I am far too pretty to be wasting away as a blob.
So, starting tonight:
- I'm going to sleep at 10pm, no later. Internet - off.
- I'm getting up at 5:30am, and going for a walk/run.
- I'm going to drink water all day, and TRY to use the toilet at the place where I'm currently working off-site, at least once. (I said TRY. This is going to be the hardest bit).
- I will buy my lunch tomorrow, and it will be my standard, roast chicken, baby spinach, tomato & cheese on Rye. I will cut out the margarine, but the cheese is going to be harder.
- I'm going to Safeway (AND NO I DID NOT WORK THERE, I WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR THEM WHEN I WAS 15; NOW LOOK AT ME, CUNTS), and I will buy salad ingredients to make up a zesty salad with ham lunch combo for the rest of the week.
- No pizza on Friday night.
- No alcohol
- NO MORE SNAKES ALIVE. Even if the 'green snakes' perk me up at 3pm.
- Why aren't I on one of those overhaul shows? I'd totally be prettier than that Fiona from TBL, but with better boobs, and I'd refuse to write a crappy column in the Sunday Herald-Sun, all about the boyfriend that dumped me, etc. Although, maybe I'd go on Dancing with the Stars.
Ok. So, I'm not going to be teh fucking hottness by next week. But by the end of the year, I will be well on my way. And you anonymous, will have to deal with that, especially when I pass you on the street, without even a glance.
50 Minutes Until Bedtime. OMG. So much porn to look at to do.
8 comments:
but you are teh hottness.
Still I wish you luck, and I have faith in you M/C. Good luck
You're an inspiration, Martie. I'm totally copying you.
But for the getting up @ 5.30am. That's fucken madness if you don't have a nine to five job.
Sounds like a pretty good plan.
Every day i wake up at 6.30am with the intention of going for a walk. And i pretty much end up actually getting out of bed and going for said walk about once a week. It's hard, the mornings.
Anonymous is an arse-hat, for get him/her/it.
By the way, i'm am SO hanging out at Swimwear Galore on Saturday... you're mine now, buddy! Muhahahah etc.
FUCK.
I am so busted.
I'm totally on the same page. Recall when I began the CSIRO thingy some 14 months ago every prick I knew seemed to be on the "Oh this is a fad" or "You're gonna so tank this" bangwagon that I wanted to round all those idiots up and beat them senseless.
Alas I showed them!
You'll be fine.
Hi Martie,
I am glad you liked Shauna's blog, and found something in it to relate to :)
Don't let the h8ers get you down! Your plan sounds positive and healthy, and I wish you luck
Em
You should try the Tony Ferguson diet through Terry White chemists. It's very easy and works really well! I haven't felt this good in years. Just an helpful tip if you find yourself struggling.
S
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I feel your pain
good luck. stay strong. and if you blow out one day say "meh" and start again the next day
Love you lots xox
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