Five reasons
Five reasons why I wish I still had a boyfriend:
1. Need help fixing my tv aerial & the cord that plugs in.
2. Would make me shave my legs (they are so ick).
3. Wouldn't feel bad about having take away and watching footy on a Saturday night, because it would be with someone, and not just myself.
4. There'd be someone to wake up to in the morning.
5. Kissing.
Five reasons why I'm glad I still don't have a boyfriend:
1. Can learn stuff about aerials & shit by myself - or ask cute salesman
2. Can get away with not shaving because no one is touching my legs!
3. No fights about what to have for dinner and I can change channel half way through football to watch Keeping Up Appearences if I want to.
4. My bed is mine alone to do whatever I want in it.
5. Don't have to think about the nightmare that is doggy style.
4 comments:
you think doggy style is a nightmare?
i'm personally not the biggest fan, but i know most guys love it
why don't you like it?
Five reasons you can be happy irregardless of relationship status:
1) Boyfriends won't necessarily know how/want to fix that sorta stuff and can f*ck it up more by pretending to be manly.
2) Single and 'taken' women alike leaves legs unshaven at times - spesh in winter (honestly, who can be f*cked at times?!)
3) Sitting at home with a partner is no different to sitting at home alone, really - jus coz there's another lazy ass on the couch next to you doesn't make you any 'superior' to anyone else.
4) Having someone elses morning breath in your face / hand down their pants / drool on your pillow is no more or less awesome than having nights sleep without it.
5) I'm sure you've had a buttload of bad kisses too...
You don't need to freak about this stuff (nor get doggy style propositioned to you via interwebs)!
*hug*
Doggy absolutely rOxOrs. Why the hate?
I need to change the light bulb in the living room - the only way I can reach it is to make a tower of my furniture and scale it....
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