You cherry popper, you....
A summation of some sorts of the last week and a bit; anything to get me out of some cleaning really:
1. The Boy (not the Ex Fucker) is back on the scene:
And, I popped his cherry too....
"........"
That's four out of four now.
There's only one Desci, so I'll spare you the gories. However we will be visiting "Martie's Training Camp" in the near future, with a special session on how to "wrap your tool" (his words, not mine).
2. Romance is not dead
The boy took me here on the weekend (cherry was long gone). This was what I woke up to.
'Cept it was raining.
Anyway you get the picture.
3. Check out my sexy new ride:
Heated Seats People. Heated Seats.
Also, leather for easy cleaning after parking. *Sigh* How handy-ness.
4. Anyone know how to clean laptops?
The boy has promised to re-program my computer to install XP professional instead of the crap XP Home that I have now. HOPEFULLY MY COMPUTER WILL STOP FREEZING AT RANDOM INTERVALS AND ALLOW ME GET THROUGH A POST IN LESS THAN TWO HOURS.
However, before I let him anywhere near this puppy, I have to figure out how to remove all traces of PORN from my computer. I don't want to scare the poor lad.
5. Did I mention?????
Looks like a fucking fruit market.
13 comments:
Dude, please tell me you are NOT talking anal cherries here.
Although that would out-Desci Desci.
- Caz.
Details! Details!
Yeah, was it like scratching an itch with a piece of felt?
Thanks to Desci, we use that phrase at the Mountain Lair on a daily basis.
- Caz.
You'd be amazed at the number of uses we've found for that phrase, Desci. Be proud!
Peeps,
No back door activity involved.
It was his FIRST time, for everything...
Definitely had the itch and felt thing happening (luckily I was able to take care of that myself).
It would be just my luck that I get to break another one in. The last three boyfriends have all been the big V's as well. Fuck Fuck Fuck.
I might have to up the ante on the vodka lifestyle methinks....
Do you advertise for virgins in the Leader or something??
- Caz.
No, but I'm beginning to think I should advertise for "Experienced" boys in the Leader!!
Just call me the virgin / mummys boy magnet!
Nono, Martie - then you get to train them! like me and Boyfriend. Mua-hah!
Caz, Hack - I'm... meh, actually pretty proud, who am I kidding. xo
Desci,
I wish for someone to train me for a change 'cos I'm sick of taking charge.
And don't even get me started on the contraception issues that we have.
I can tell you from fairly recent experience that contraception is a good idea if you don't want to end up with 3.8 kilos of arms and legs wedged inside your torso.
- Caz.
Would it disturb you if I said that I don't think he realised the FULL effects of zero contraception????
This coming from a 26 year old man.....
What is he? Amish?
- Caz.
Martie, I feel your pain. My first 4 were big v's as well.
I thoroughly recommend finding an experienced one, well worth it.
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