If you thought I was disgusting in my last post, wait until you hear what I did today:
Went to Chadstone* in trackie pants & thongs.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
/end maniacal laughter/
Things I am continuing to do:
- Not shaving under my arms
- Not shaving my legs
- Paying no attention to my bikini line
- Wearing my hair up every day
- Drinking Diet Caffeine Free Coke from the 1.25 litre bottle in bed; no cups for me.
- Using a towel as a bathmat
- Buying a 'polar fleece' jumper.
Am I turning into some sort of lesbian, or am I just entering the 6th-week-I-Can't-Be-Bothered-Stage-of-getting-dumped?
NB - It's 10:30pm, Saturday night. I'm pretty sure lesbians have better social lives than that.
*Chadstone for the non-Victorian - The Fashion Capital, dahlink
1 comment:
Hey I do all those things, and I like girls too. Does that make me a lesbian?
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