BB goes the 'raunch'

So, I've been reduced to posting at work, now that The Tart has moved to QLD, and my damn laptop still hasn't been fixed after I crashed it with porn. I mean, after I dropped it.

Anyways.

I was all jizzy Monday night about the premiere of Big Brother Uncut. Something to look forward to now. But after Monday night's effort, I can't wait to get my laptop back. The only thing going for them is that they'll never run out of material - they blow all over previous houses.

It's all so stock standard though. We've got Gretel, pretending to be offended at the material they were showing, when you just knew that everytime they threw to some footage or a commercial break, she'd be going the paper towels. Thick & Thirsty, to capture all that excess moisture.

We also got some rather lame dialogue of the HM's discussing various personal and sexual preferences. Rah rah, how boring. Electric toothbrushes? I mean, how very predictable. And is it just me, but do you really want the whole world knowing that you're cleaning beyond other types of lips with your toothbrush? How very bristle-y. Perhaps she was just angling for a Macleans sponsorship or something.

Then there were some average pictures of some nekkid housemates. Did anyone else notice the camera tends to linger WAY longer on the boobs, whereas we were treated to only a quick flash through the dick pics??? Could it be that the cameras are all operated by MALES??? No, it couldn't be so.

Possibly the only thing that kept me watching and not turning on my Carmen Electra Fit to Strip DVD, was Hotdogs going the suck on Geneva's nipple. Whey-hey...back it up a little there! Possibly the first sexual action since the dancing doona episode back in series 1. Why wasn't more made of that? Why didn't we see the shot from the camera's directly above the bed where the action was taking place? I bet Gret-ski copped a eyeful of that footage. Why censor it if it's meant to be uncut? Why Why Why?

Because it is a crooked letter, I suppose.

Maybe I will have to do as the intrepid Hambo does, and hook up to live screening. At least until I get my other stash back.