Dear Men of Melbourne Australia World
1000 apologies for not looking like Lara Bingle.
From,
Martie
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The type of land where I look good in a leopard print bikini
The Martie Lowdown
- Martie
- Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
- Upholding the law since 2005, bitches
Extra Curriculum Reading
- 123 I Love you
- A Wild Young Under-Whimsy
- Cremated
- Culture Strain
- Dangerous Curves Ahead
- Dawei's house of debauchery and beeyotching
- Diary of a dilletante
- DotandMars
- Enny Pen
- Flashman
- Glitter For Brains
- Interpret This
- IOYC
- Ladycrackerland
- Making Girls Run
- Melbourne Human Female
- Musings of Jaded DJ
- Naked Women & Beer
- Observation of my life
- One Foot Down the Rabbit Whole
- Prue Says It
- Quasi Boho Alterna-Whatnot
- Restless in Reservoir
- Rumblings of a modest earth dweller
- The Spin Starts Here
- The world according to me
- Things I've written
- Thoughts from Space
- Waiter Rant
10 comments:
pfft... she's a skank anyway.
(not bitter and/or twisted)
Totally.
(verification: gjgqdbbd - doesn't that sound like Quagmire from Family Guy?!)
yeah...i think i wrote this when i was bitter and twisted.
but for serious, if one more guy tells me how hot she is, with her body, long blonde hair, etc, I'll go crazy
I'm a guy (sort of), and I cannot stand her. She is an utterly generic, boring, bland, bony slag. I cannot understand why guys seem obsessed with 'models'.
Nay. I can't understand why THE WORLD is obsessed with 'models'. They are the most disposable creatures on the face of the planet.
How can you be a 'sort-of' guy?
Oh, you know. I am emasculated by my distaste for Lara Bingle.
You are one brave man, David
Someone has to stand up for those of us who have more important things to worry about than 'abs'.
I'm like Batman for people with K-Mart footwear.
Err, I totally have a pair of K-mart shoes. $17 - bargain!
So pleased all has gone so well - for Helen T hope art exhibition is well on its way Melbourne hairto being arranged look forward to seeing pics. Take care.
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