Sunday, July 31, 2005

Country Victoria Checklist

Add this one to the passport:

Halls Gap - Ding!

Jungle Boy & I went took a leisurely drive through the countryside, stopping along the way to get lost in Ballarat (those one way streets are motherfuckers, trust me); then travelling on down to the Grampians for the night.

We stayed and played here:

It was hot.

We awoke to kangaroos on our doorstep on Sunday morning; took a walk up to the waterfalls (very romantic) and then on the drive home, passed through this town:

"........"


You can just imagine a conversation with a resident:

"So, where do you live?"

"Moyston"

"Sorry??"

"Moyston"

"Oh....."

Seriously, we sniggered all the way home. All 3 hours of it.*

Next stop on my sex in the suburbs wishlist: Richmond. Stay tuned.




*Because we're all allowed to indulge in childish behavior sometimes

4 comments:

Desci said...

Moyston. hur hur hur.

DJ said...

Free-range Kangaroos I hope...

Rudy Zarsov said...

the best vic country town name is Packenham Upper. all my nsw friends think its bloody great but the vics don't see the humour. why is that????

Anonymous said...

You can't go past Nar Nar Goon - "the mural town". It sux0rs seventeen kinds of arse.