Just get straight to the point
Text msg from the Ex-Fucker:
"Can I tell you something?"
Me, wary:
"Ok. What?"
Him:
"My cock is hard"
Me, sighing:
"Why?"
Him:
"Becos I need a pussy"
THE FUCK?
That is all I am, just a pussy.
And I still can't see that I'm better off without him.
This shit is doing my head in.
1 comment:
"Can I tell you something?"
Come on! Lamest piece of pre-flirt EVER. Except maybe it's curious variation, "Can I ask you something".
Not. Even. Trying.
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